The prodigal son returns without his pants.
Hunter Biden, the male heir to the 46th President, was again caught brain-hanging a prostitute. Goosebumps at Daily mail got the video which was recorded in January 2019. In a chyron, Fox News described the footage of Hunter as “new” and “shocking” – but frankly, it’s neither.
In the clip, Hunter recounts how he lost a laptop full of his steamy sex tapes when he passed out in a swimming pool. According to Daily mail, the conversation took place after Biden and the unidentified woman had sex. So romantic. And you thought your pillow talk was awkward.
“They have videos of me doing this. They have videos of me doing like crazy [expletive] sex [expletive]’Biden said in the video.
“But how long has this happened?” The woman asked.
“Last summer,” Biden replied.
Conservatives are now taking Hunter’s rambling account at face value and claim Biden lost three laptops, including one he left in a Delaware repair shop and one seized by federal agents in Massachusetts.
Hunter also hinted in the transcript of the video that the Russians may have access to this unknown third laptop. If so, it would mean that a rival foreign power has blackmail material on the first son similar to Trump’s alleged “pee tape” mentioned in the Steele file. Biden appeared to suggest that he could make a profit from anything the thief allegedly did by selling the videos to gossip websites.
Opponents of the Biden regime were quick to jump on this development without examining the source of the story itself: Hunter Biden. During the time the video was being shot, he was addicted to crack cocaine, in a state of mania, and choking on any other cocktail of drugs. Anyone who has met a drug addict in the middle of a crack cocaine binge knows that he is not a reliable source of information, even when it comes to his own life. Additionally, if you are not a Joe Biden fan, shouldn’t you consider how these developments could indirectly lend credence to the conspiracy theory that Russia leaked all of this information about Hunter to hurt the odds of his father in 2020 and elect Trump?
Obviously, Hunter went through an identity crisis his entire adult life. His last name is the source of everything he has, both benefits and problems. Without his father’s career, he is nobody. Some affluent descendants manage to cope with this knowledge through healthier vices – but Hunter does not. The Daily mail the story will end before Sunday, but Hunter’s demons are permanent. With his father ruling the country from Delaware and his wife and children separated, Cockburn can’t help but feel sorry for the boy. Loneliness is a constant reminder of your past. Those who can’t escape it usually don’t last long.